Delivery Services For A Lazy Turkey Week

Turkey? Check.

Sweat pants? Check.

Tryptophan rush? On its way.

You know what comes next? Laziness. Indulge your pursuit of laziness this turkey holiday. Here’s a guide to getting everything (and we mean everything) you might require, without having to leave the couch.


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Lets face it. Sometimes family gatherings are just more fun (read bearable) with booze. Here’s how to get it fast.

What is Minibar? Alcohol (wine, beer and spirits) delivered to your door in 30 to 60 minutes. Download the iOS or Android app and place your order in just a few taps.
Cities Offered: New York City, San Francisco, Chicago, The Hamptons, Ithaca, Dallas, Westchester, Silicon Valley.


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Craving a Starbucks coffee? Need construction paper to help your niece make the perfect hand-traced turkey art project? Right this way mate.

What is Postmates? Delivery from any restaurant or store in your city delivered in under an hour. You’ll also get real-time tracking and ETAs.
Cities Offered: The Bay Area, New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, Washington DC, Seattle, Austin, Boston, Philadelphia, Miami and San Diego.

The Dollar Rubber Club

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Elastic waistbands and overeating might not necessarily be the best aphrodisiacs, but like certain pharmaceutical companies note in their commercials, you never know when the mood will strike. In case its strikes and you need protection in under an hour, see the above Postmates entry. If you like to plan ahead, read on.

What is The Dollar Rubber Club? A condom subscription service that delivers a box of condoms to your home each month. Choose between a three, six, or twelve-pack delivery with varying price ranges.
Cities offered: Nationwide


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Stressful holiday? Need to mellow out? If you happen to have your medical marijuana card in California, or you live in Washington or Colorado where marijuana is legal, you may be in luck.

What is Eaze? A marijuana delivery service that aims to deliver pot in about 10 minutes to customers in San Francisco who place their order through the company’s desktop based app.
Cities offered: San Francisco, soon to expand to other Californian cities. Live in Seattle? Click here to check out a different service. Live in Los Angeles? Click here.

The National Christmas Tree Growers Association

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For those who like to usher in Christmas while still digesting their Thanksgiving fowl, but don’t want to have to trudge around a cold Christmas tree lot to do so are in luck. Your Christmas tree can now be delivered directly to your doorstep. Various Christmas tree growers sell online and ship direct. Find your closest tree grower by clicking here.

What it is: An Association of local Christmas tree growers who sell online.
Cities offered: Nationwide.

Want a tree faster? Last year car service Uber teamed up with The Home Depot to deliver Christmas trees in many large metros including: Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Dallas, Los Angeles, New York City, Philadelphia, San Diego, San Francisco, Washington DC. Download the Uber app to see if they will be delivering trees this year.

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